Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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