No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Im just a social blackout drinker.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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