Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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