Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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