You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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