How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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