When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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