"it" just moved
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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