Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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