Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
