Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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