champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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