Ambien. No doubt about it.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
This baby is an asshole
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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