Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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