Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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