Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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