I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
We smell like vodka and hangover
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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