the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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