i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You need a sexual gate keeper
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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