i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
