tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I want you more than these girls want KFC
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Well I just put wine in my tea
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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