i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
