You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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