you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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