Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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