That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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