Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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