why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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