"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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