Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
