I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I had to cum in my sink.
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