oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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