omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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