Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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