He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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