we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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