Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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