I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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