Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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