Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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