Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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