What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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