I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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