Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm sobbing to NWA
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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