i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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