so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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