What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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