I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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