Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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