Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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