they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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