Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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