how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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