Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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