We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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